She Will Be Loved
"Live each day as if it were on purpose."
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- 1. had sex? nope
- 2. bought condoms? nope
- 3. gotten pregnant? nope
- 4. failed a class? nope
- 5. kissed a boy? yep
- 6. kissed a girl? nope
- 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? yep
- 8. had a job? nope
- 9. slipped on ice? yep
- 10. missed the school bus? nope
- 11. left the house without my wallet? yep
- 12. bullied someone on the internet? nope
- 13. sexted? yep
- 14. had sex in public? nope
- 15. played on a sports team? yep
- 16. smoked weed? nope
- 17. smoked cigarettes? nope
- 18. smoked a cigar? nope
- 19. drank alcohol? Yep
- 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? yep
- 21. been overweight? nope
- 22. been underweight? nope
- 23. had an eating disorder? nope
- 24. been to a wedding? yep
- 25. made fun of someone for being fat? yep
- 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yep
- 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? yep
- 28. been late for work? nope
- 29. been late for school? yep
- 30. kissed in the rain? nope
- 31. showered with someone else? yep
- 32. failed my drivers test? yep
- 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? yep
- 34. been outside my home country? yep
- 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yep
- 36. had lice? nope
- 37. gotten my heart broken? yep
- 38. had a credit card? yep
- 39. been to a professional sports game? yep
- 40. broken a bone? yep
- 41. been unhappy about my weight? yep
- 42. won a trophy? yep
- 43. cut myself? nope
- 44. had an STD? nope
- 45. got engaged? nope
- 46. been on a diet? yep
- 47. tried out to be on a tv show? nope
- 48. rode in a taxi? yep
- 49. been to prom? yep
- 50. played a drinking game? yep
- 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? yep
- 52. been to a concert? nope
- 53. had a three-some? nope
- 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? nope
- 55. been in a car accident? nope
- 56. had braces? yep
- 57. learned another language? yep
- 58. killed an animal? nope
- 59. been at a yard sale? yep
- 60. been to a japanese steakhouse? yep
- 61. wore make up? yep
- 62. talked to someone via webcam? every night.
- 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? nope
- 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? nope
- 65. kissed someone a different race than myself? nope
- 66. snuck out of the house? nope
- 67. bought porn? nope
- 68. had a virus on my computer? yep
- 69. had oral sex? yep
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- boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
